Hey there, I'm Ally Dente – a girl who thrives on embracing the extraordinary and making a statement with my style. You'll spot me in a crowd by my striking grape-colored skin and my deadpan eyes that hold a touch of mystery and wit.  Purple is my color and I used to rather fair-skinned before independence day, so this makeover pops.

Up top, love sporting my Betty Crocker colander headwear (signed by the legend herself btw, but keep that a secret).  And my attire? Well, I'm all about fearlessly expressing myself. You'll often find me rocking a daring fishnet top paired with edgy skull shorts – a combination that screams individuality and confidence.  Don't you agree? I do profess my love for Robert Smith.

Oh, and let's not forget my trusty straw, bendable of course – it's not just a unique accessory, it's a reflection of my playful sense of humor. I've only got 2 boxes left - lawd help me (and YOU) if I run out. As far as shoes go, my oxbloods are my go-to, whether its hiking up Pikes Peak or shoving my foot up some Marauder's ass, they scream utility.

But what truly defines me is my P&D, better known as Peace and Death. It symbolizes my belief in embracing life's serenity and its unpredictability, a reminder that there's beauty in both the calm and the chaos.

In a world that sometimes pressures us to conform, I stand tall as a beacon of authenticity. I'm not afraid to be myself and stand out from the crowd. My individuality is my superpower, and I inspire others to embrace their true selves, too.

So, get ready to be captivated by my enigmatic charm and my unwavering commitment to being unapologetically, uniquely, and wonderfully me.

Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am free again
Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again 

Oh, I almost forgot, I'm looking for work - message me

MY BIO

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